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I'M NOT TOTALLY USELESS, I CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE
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I'M NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BY CHOICE
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I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BABY!
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I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BRO
0791
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I'M SO FAR BEHIND I THINK I'M FIRST
0478
$1.00
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I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU IT'S LIKE HAVING YOU HERE!
0154
$1.00
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I'M THE FAT LADY AND I'M NOT SINGIN' SHIT
0652
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I'M THE PERSON MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT
0775
$1.00
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I'M THE PERSON YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT!
0017
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I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T REACH MY BEER!
0278
$1.00
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IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY THIS PLACE WOULD BE A DAMN AIRPORT
0574
$1.00
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IF BIKE WEEK WERE A FAMILY AFFAIR MOTORCYCLES WOULD HAVE 4 DOORS
0795
$1.00
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IF I DON'T GET LAID SOON SOMEONE WILL GET HURT
0007
$1.00
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IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
0768
$1.00
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IF I SAY YOU HAVE A NICE BODY WILL YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME
1122
$1.00
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IF I WANTED A FRIEND I'D BUY A DOG
0691
$1.00
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IF I'D SHOT YOU WHEN I WANTED TO I'D BE OUT BY NOW
0744
$1.00
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IF IT FLOATS FUCKS OR FLIES IT'S CHEAPER TO RENT IT
0375
$1.00
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IF IT HAS A KICKSTAND OR A DICK I CAN RIDE IT
0778
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IF IT HAS A KICKSTAND OR TITS I CAN RIDE IT
0781
$1.00
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IF IT HAS TESTICLES OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
0619
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IF IT HAS TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
0064
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IF IT WASN'T FOR WOMEN AND BEER I'D BE WEALTHY
1107
$1.00
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IF IT'S FREE IT'S FOR ME
0817
$1.00
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IF IT'S TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD!
0926
$1.00
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IF WE CAN'T ENFORCE THE LAWS WE HAVE WHY SHOULD WE MAKE MORE
1124
$1.00
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IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT I COULD BE YOU IN THE MORNING
0728
$1.00
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS I PUSHED THE BITCH OFF!
1192
$1.00
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IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT
0737
$1.00
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IF YOU CAN'T FEED THEM DON't BREED THEM
0485
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