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I'M NOT LOOKIN' FOR MR RIGHT I'M LOOKIN' FOR MR RIGHT NOW
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DON'T STEAL THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION
1102
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GOD MADE DRUNKS SO UGLY PEOPLE CAN GET LAID
1113
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DISCRUNTLED EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
1120
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SUICIDE WOULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO SOLVE MY PROBLEMS
1130
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LIFE IS LIKE A ROSE BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS
1204
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MAN WANTED FOR WHAT WHO THE HELL KNOWS
1209
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FOR A SMALL TOWN IT SURE HAS A LOT OF ASSHOLES
1210
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BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
1220
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SHE DON'T LIKE ME DRUNK I DON'T LIKE HER SOBER
1227
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KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING
1234
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DON'T MAKE ME TURN ON MY BITCH SWITCH
1235
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I'M BUSY YOU'RE UGLY HAVE A NICE DAY
1251
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BEER FOR OVER 200 YEARS MAKING UGLY PEOPLE LOOK GODD
1259
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IF YOU WANT A SECOND OPINION YOUR UGLY TOO
1261
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FUCK MILK GOT BEER
1268
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MY WIFE SAYS I DON'T LISTEN TO HER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
1287
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WHATEVER LOOK YOU WERE GOING FOR YOU MISSED
1304
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"WELL, THIS DAY WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF MAKEUP!"
1305
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THERE'S SOME TOY'S YOU JUST SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH
1318
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IF MEN HAD PERIODS WOULD THEY BRAG ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR TAMPONS
1346
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ALL GROWN UP AND STILL FASCINATED BY NIPPLES
1681
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NEVER TRUST A PREACHER WITH A BONER
0810
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS GET MARRIED
0920
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