WARNING STICKERS

WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS MOTORCYCLE DON'T FUCK WITH IT

WARNING NOTHING IN HERE IS WORTH DYING FOR

WARNING DOES'NT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS

WARNING. EASILY PROVOKED AND HEAVILY ARMED

WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THESE TOOLS DON'T FUCK WITH THEM

WARNING THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT TOUCHING THIS BIKE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

WARNING ZERO TO BITCH IN 2.3 SECONDS (RETAIL SALES ONLY)

WARNING THE ONLY BUTTS ALLOWED IN HERE ARE NAKED ONES. NO SMOKING

WARNING, IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS GUN DON'T FUCK WITH IT

WARNING I SMOKE AND ENJOY THEM SO BUTT OUT

WARNING PROTECTED BY ELECTRONIC ALARM A.B.S. ALARM SYSTEMS (RETAIL SALES ONLY)

WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS VEHICLE DON'T FUCK WITH IT